1.  Bros before Hoes

2. A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as his other Bros are doing it

   3.If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full grown. Corollary to this states naming a lap-dog after a pro-wrestler or a character from a Steve McLain movie does not absolve a bro from this article.

4. A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro code to a woman, it is a sacred document that cannot be shared with chicks for any reason. (Too Late!).

5. Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.

6. A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro. There are no sentiments between two Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail.

7. A Bro never admits he can’t drive stick even after an accident.

8. A Bro will drop whatever he is doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick.

9. A Bro may ask another Bro to help him move. But only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large furniture pieces. If the Bro has vastly underestimated either, his Bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are, in most cases stuck in the door way.

10. Bros do not share dessert.