60. As a courtesy to Bros the world over, a Bro never brings more than two other Bros to a party.

61. A Bro automatically enhances another Bros job description when introducing him to a chick.

62. A Bro shall never rack jack his wingman. Rack jack is to steal your wingman’s chick.

63. A Bro shall make every effort to aid another Bro in riding the tricycle short of completing the tricycle himself. The total age of all the three people involved should be less than 83.

64. A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.

65. If two Bros get into a heated argument about something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize to make amends. That’s inhumane.

66. A Bro shall stop whatever he’s doing and watch Die Hard, Shawshank, Redemption, Top Gun, first half of Full Metal Jacket if it’s on TV.

67. When a Bro meets a chick he shall endeavor to find out where she fits on the Hot/Crazy scale before pursuing her.

68. A Bro never questions another Bros stated golf score, maximum bench press or height.

69. If a Bro for any reason must drive another Bros car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations, the mirrors, or the seat position, even if this last requirement results in the Bro trying to drive the vehicle as a giant praying mantis would.

70. A Bro shows up at another Bros party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.

71. If a group of Bros suspect that their Bro is trying to give himself a nickname, they shall rally to call him by an adjacent yet more demeaning nickname.

72. If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees from fully closed.

73. A Bro shall alert another Bro to the presence of a chesty woman regardless of whether or not he knows the Bro. Such alerts may not be administered verbally.

74. A Bro never asks for directions when lost. Exceptions a Bro may ask for directions for a hot chick who seems to know the area well. A Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if she also appears lost, a Bro may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he himself is not lost at all.

75. When pulling up to a stop light, a Bro lowers his window so that all may enjoy his music selection.

76. If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave and beyond if that Bro discovers that there is indeed life after death. This is what makes them Bros, not chicks.

77. A Bro never wears socks with sandals.

78. The mom of a Bro is always off-limits.

79. Given an option on quantity when ordering beer with his Bros, a Bro always selects the largest size available or shall never hear the end of it that night