80. A Bro never leaves another Bro hanging.

81. A Bro shall not kill another Bro or that Bros’ chances of scoring with a chick.

82. When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian.

83. When three Bros must share the backseat of a car, it is unacceptable for any Bro to put his arm around another Bro to make space.

84. A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.

85. A Bro is always psyched. Always.

86. Two Bros shall maintain at least a three-foot radius between them while dancing on the same floor.

87. If a Bro should shoot an air ball, strike out when playing softball, or throw a gutter ball while bowling, he is required to make some sort of excuse for himself.

88. A Bro will always help another Bro reconstruct the events from the previous night, unless those events entail hooking up with an ugly chick, or the Bro repeatedly saying “I love you man” to all his other Bros.

89. A Bro only claims a fart after accusing at least one other Bro.

90. A Bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman.

91. When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a disinterested “It was okay”.

93. When hosting a Bro orders enough pizza for all his Bros.

94. Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical, despite the fact that yes, “Broadway” begins with “Bro”.

95. A Bro shall seek no revenge if he passes out around his Bros and wakes up to find marker all over his face.

96. When executing a high five, a Bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his Bros hand.

97. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text, or email in a timely fashion.

98. If a Bro sees his Bro get into a fight, he immediately has his Bros back.

99. A Bro doesn’t listen to chick music.

100. No sex with your Bros ex. It is never permissible for a Bro to sleep with his Bros ex. Violating this code is worse than killing a Bro.

AHMEHN.