40. A Bro never applies sunscreen on another Bro. Exceptions- if the Bros are within seven degrees latitude of the equator.

41. A Bro never wears pink. Not even in Europe.

42. A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged.

43. When asked “Do you need some help?” A Bro automatically responds “I’ve got it” whether or not he’s actually got it. Exceptions- carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car and loading an expensive TV onto an expensive car.

44. If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bros undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue as if it never happened.

45. A Bro checks out another Bros blind date and reports back with a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

46. A Bro is not required to remember another Bros birthday.

47. Even in a drought a Bro flushes twice.

48. A Bro is required to go out with his Bros on St Paddy’s Day and other official Bro Holidays including Halloween, New Year’s Eve and Desperation Day (February 13th).

49. Even in an emergency that requires a tourniquet, a Bro never borrows from or lends clothes to another Bro.

50. A Bro is required to alert another Bro if the Bro/Chick ratio at a party falls below 1:1. However, to avoid Bro- flation, a Bro is only allowed to alert only one Bro. Further, a Bro may not speculate on the anticipated Bro/Chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present time observed ratio.

51. A Bro never reveals the score of a sporting event to another Bro unless that Bro has thrice confirmed that he wants to hear it.

52. If the event that two Bros lock onto the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both called dibs at the same time, the Bro who counts aloud to ten the fastest wins. If both arrive to the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. If they haven’t purchased drinks, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. If they’re the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should their dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet “Broshambo” shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there. Rock, Paper Scissors for guys.

53. A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with protection.

54. A Bro must provide his Bro with a ticket to an event if said event involves the second Bros favourite sports team in a play off scenario.

55. A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks amongst Bros.

56. If a Bro suffers pain due to the permanent dissolution of a relationship with a lady friend, a Bro shall offer nothing more than a ‘that sucks, man’ and copious quantities of beer.

57. Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.

58. If a Bro be on hot streak, another Bro will do everything possible to ensure it’s longevity even if it means jeopardizing his own records, the missing of work, or, if necessary generating a realistic fear that the end of the world is imminent.

59. A Bro will drive another Bro to the airport or pick him up, but never both for the same trip. He is not expected to be on time, help with luggage, or inquire about his Bro’s trip or well being