Bro code 21 - 39
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21. When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a programme featuring boobs. This includes but is not limited to, exercise shows, women’s athletics and on some occasions surgery programs.
22. When wearing a baseball cap. A Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 ‘o clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers.
23. A Bro doesn’t let another Bro get a tattoo, particularly a tattoo of a girls name.
24. Unless he has children, a Bro shall never wear his cellphone on a belt clip.
25. A Bro never removes his shirt in front of other Bros, except at a resort pool or at the beach.
26. A Bro will in a timely manner alert his other Bros to the existence of a fight between two human beings of the female variety. If an informed Bro is unable to witness the fight first hand, a spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video or barring any method interpretive dance or pantomime.
27. If two Bros decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:40pm.
28. A Bro doesn’t comparison shop.
29. When on the prowl, a Bro hits on the hottest chick first because you just never know.
30. A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least thirty.
31. Bros cannot make eye contact during a devil’s three way.
32. A Bro never rents a chick flick.
33. When questioned in the company of women, a Bro always decries fake breasts.
34. Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.
35. When a Bro gets a chicks number, he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her. (Busted!)
36. Should a Bro become stricken with engagement, his Bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly called a “bachelors party”
37. A Bro never cries. Exceptions watching field of dreams, ET or a sports legend retire.
38. Upon greeting another Bro, a Bro may engage in a high-five, fist bump or a Bro hug, but never a full embrace.
39. A Bro loves his country. Except that country isn’t his country