All Bros shall dub one of thier Bros his wingman.

12. If a chick enquires about a Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honour the Bro-code of silence and play dumb. Better to have her think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.

13. A Bro never dances with his hands above his head.

14. A Bro shall be able to recite at all times the following reigning champions The Super Bowl, World Series and Playmate of the Year.

15. A Bro shall be kind and courteous to his coworkers, unless they are beneath him on the pyramid of screaming.

16. If a Bro spearheads a beer run at a party, he is entitled to whatever excess monies accured after canvassing the group.

17. A Bro shall not sleep with another Bros sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says “Dude, your sister’s hot!”.

18. A Bro respects his other Bros in the military because they’ve selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass away to sunday.

19. A Bro never shares observations about another Bros smoking hot girlfriend. Even if the Bro with the hot girlfriend attempts to bait the other Bro by saying “She’s smoking hot isn’t she?” A Bro shall remain silent because in this situation, he’s the only one who should be baiting.

20. There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.